Mass media

Somehow I got a real burr up my butt this Memorial Day weekend about the worthless crap we are forced to consume because the bulk of us are mouth breathing retards who vote for everything sucky under the sun, like the American Idol and W. I quit bitching long enough to play

Paul Warner, who can also be found at MySpace and somewhere up in Canada (no immediate local show dates). Most excellent selections of Arnold Schwarzeneggar, Crash Collide, and I'm Your Tiger. Damn good.

Jason Harwell, also also at MySpace. Yes, a repeat so soon (I played him 2 weeks ago), but he's playing again this weekend at Eddie's Attic and there's a new track I hadn't heard before.

C'mon, ladies, seriously, you don't find either of these guys as dreamy as that John Mayer poofta?

Penultimately, the man named Chance (surprise, MySpace) scrubs our brains clean with a kickass remake of The Milkshake Song and the sound of his soul dying. I haven't been this amused in weeks.

And finally, I spin a bit of a GarageBand original I felt inspired to compose in honor of so many of my peers at PodcastAlley. If you're just as demented as I hope you are, you can download a pristine copy of PodpornAlley right here. NFSFFW, so consider yourself warned.

Y'all right-clickers, download today's episode here. (38:38 / 26.6MB / 96kbps)